flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

"Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?"
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Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)

this is really powerful. wow.

(via bright—ness)

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder